Paper bag titties 

Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.

Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.

Paper bag titties by scott322 November 22, 2013

paper bag whore 

a brod that is only worthy of getting fucked with a paper bag over her face; see buttahead

paper bag whore by blackfire February 26, 2003

paper bag effect 

Dreaming of a paper bagg over some ones face

you talk to a girl nice body face looks like she got hit by a truck you imagin somethin to cover her face so you can get on with the conversation with out thinkin about her face

paper bag effect by Anonymous June 12, 2003

paper bag smash

Somebody with whom you would engage in sexual intercourse only if he/she were wearing a paper bag over his/her face.

She's a paper bag smash.

paper bag smash by jonnyworld March 12, 2009

paper bag swag

When a woman is more attractive with a bag over her head than without.

"Dude, see that chick over there?"
"Yeah?"
"I'd give her face a 3 and her body an 8."
"I guess she has paper bag swag."

paper bag swag by MemeSupreme December 18, 2015

paper bag porn 

Old 1970's lingo for hardcore underground, illegal pornagraphy (which is legal now).

Also known as "brown paper bag porn".

"Got any of that paper bag porn under the counter?"

paper bag porn by LingoOG September 22, 2017

Paper Bag Syndrome 

When a girl has a vary nice figure but is chopped in the face card department

damn she's bad but she kinda has paper bag syndrome

Paper Bag Syndrome by gigasquiga January 16, 2025