Pastry Smasher

Pastry smasher is a slang term for a lesbian or bisexual woman, referring to sex in which a woman's pastry (vagina) is 'smashed'.

"Well what can I say I'm just a pastry smasher."

by Iminyourshed February 20, 2017

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panty sniffer

This (usually) being a male of any age who sniffs the used and soiled panties of a girl, lady or woman. The stained panties of women have a wide variety of smells and tastes, ranging from urine stains, vaginal juice stains, menstrual blood stains, vaginal mucus stains to feces stains. The odour of the stain(s) can be highly arousing to the sniffer and masturbation is often conducted in a highly aroused state, almost beyond the sexual highs of regular sexual contact. This 'high' is due to an additional adrenalin release because of the 'guilt' factor of solitary masturbation with a fetish object. Regular panty sniffers often become so obsessed with the act, that they will go to extraordinary lengths to obtain used women panties. The ultimate goal is often used schoolgirl panties; which have a slightly fishy odour and are often heavily stained with young vaginal juices. Some sniffers prefer the more mature lady's panties which have a higher mucus content and that zinc pink odour and taste, mixed with a few drops of stale urine. Then there is the more perverse individual who seeks for evidence of feces or stools staining.

Desmond, went to the bathroom immediately after his cousin Sarah had showered and locked the door. There on the floor were her panties and night shirt tossed in the corner. Little did Sarah know that he masturbated furiously each morning with her panties over his head. To him, those panties were worth more than solid gold.

by clinton sounds April 10, 2005

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panty stuffing

The erotic act of stuffing a woman's panties in her mouth, vagina, or ass. This is a form of foreplay that looks increadibly sexy, especially when the panties (normally a dark thong) are removed, tasted, and inserted into her pussy and/or ass, then stuffed back into her mouth for tasting again. This is normally depicted in hardcore european pornography in features where porn starlets wear alluring lingerie and show it off heavily in the pre-sex of the scene.

You: That girl working in the Hollister over there is too fine!!!
Me: The blonde? Two weeks ago I took that stuck-up bitch to get some eats at a swank little place downtown and she didn't even offer to pay her half of the bill. So, I took her to the bathroom and gave her twat and dirty little mouth a panty stuffing for dessert.

After panty stuffing Kali's cunt, Rory laughed like a maniac until realizing that he had unfortunately shat his own pants with a slippery shyt.

by RiotChaos January 11, 2008

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panty sniffing

The art of sniffing or smelling the scents of poop, pee, sweat and pussy juice off of a worn panty.

Right after my neighbor takes off her worn panties i jump on the first chance to capture the still wet, warm scent of such lovely undergarment :)

by Aries2004 April 27, 2005

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Panty Smasher

A gentleman who picks up girls regularly and defies popular norms in the west coast dating market. Number of scores is inversely proportional to looks, status and money. Seems to have the master pelvic garage door remote. Also ranked, from 1 to the current level cap of 85. See Level 85 Panty Smasher

Friend1: How come we're stuck at this tech conference drinking beers with a bunch of suits and Pierre managed to get the Microsoft booth girls into a game of naked Dance Central back at his hotel room?

Friend2: Don't let the glasses and object oriented programming skills fool you. Dude is a bonafide Panty Smasher.

by joerockets April 16, 2011