canniversary

A year from the date on which you were fired from a job.

"Next week is my canniversary from Enron!"

by seoladair February 5, 2009

hy-manniversary

When a woman celebrates the anniversary of when she busted her hymen having sex the first time.

Today is my hy-manniversary and marks the tenth year of being sexually active.

by shXtacy May 12, 2016

Heartbreak Anniversary

The curse that will haunt you forever.
That video.
No escape.

"Hey have you heard of that song that went like ballo-"
"Stop, god please stop, I can't take it anymore"
"But man its just heartbreak anniversary"
"What have you done..."

by dadazoz July 26, 2021

heartbreak anniversary

my favorite song

hey do you like Heartbreak Anniversary? Its my favorite song!

by whyauuahauiapa January 7, 2022

5555 day anniversary

This is the day 5555 days after one’s wedding. Typically, it goes unnoticed. However, if you married the most amazing woman in the world, you better bring her a large bouquet of flowers to let her know how much you still love her.

April 17 is our 5555 day anniversary.

by The_Luckiest April 17, 2019

14 June Mel anniversary

The day my life changed, Melani Bianca Maddumage entered my life like a devilish angel and stole my heart from me. This MJ-obsessed maniac has more guys swarming her than brain cells in her head. LOL

14 June Mel anniversary? Going strong for 7 years in 2023 !!

by GaRrY25 February 5, 2023

National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.

A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all

by Demosthenes^ April 14, 2022