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flat pancakes

by idk you tell me May 19, 2007
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well its not pancakes

A phrase used to signify when something is not as good as it may seem, or as people make it out to be.
Person X: Thats a nice car you got there
Mack: Well its not pancakes
by mkeymer December 7, 2017
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Potato Pancake

What Walter Bedeker's wife Ethel is; from the Twilight Zone episode "Escape Clause".
Walter Bedeker: Ethel, YOU are a potato pancake; you're as tasteless as a potato pancake.
by MarbleRyeOne December 11, 2010
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piss pancake

A classic college dorm prank. A generous amount of urine is released into a plastic baggy, which is then sealed to prevent undesirable peepee leakage. The bag is then placed into a freezer just long enough to freeze into a solid sheet o' piss, at which point it is then ready to be utilized. The flat pancake shape of the piss ice allows it to easily be slid under a door, where it promptly melts and smells up the entire room with a hint o' piss.
"Yo I was sick of that dousche fuckin with my shit so i piss pancaked him hardcore. It smells like farm animal in his room now!"
by jeter501 May 27, 2009
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jamacain pancake

A jamacain pancake is the act of pouring eggs and flour on a womens vagina and stir the mixture with your penis, you then gracefully ask her to queff the mixture into a bowl which you then cook and shovel down her throat.
Dude I got my chick to do a jamacain pancake.
by CherryCunt June 28, 2014
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Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
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Pankaking

The act of compressing the breasts to the point of flatness. Either knowingly or unknowingly. The act is usually performed by wearing a sports bras at all times; even when not engaging in physical activity. It is speculated that pankaking can lead to saggy tits in later life.
I wish that girl would stop pankaking her tits.
by mcdove September 14, 2016
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