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Pandasexual

Like their namesake, a Pandasexual is someone who exhibits neither the desire nor skill to successfully copulate. Also akin to Pandas, they maintain a mating period of only 24-72 hours per year, making each (usually failed) attempt at fornication seem unduly momentous (like a gender reveal party).

Unlike asexuals and incels however, a Pandasexual is differentiated by a woebegone libido, general cluelessness and poor sense of balance.
"He's a Pandasexual, so he seemed content to dry hump my leg for 2 minutes and then fall asleep. Sure I was frustrated, but he's just so cute and furry!"
by M Rathod August 22, 2020
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Pandamania

When there is a chaotic commotion involving pandas.

Commonly confused with "Pandemonium"
Pandamania broke out at the zoo yesterday.
by Advancement Office January 28, 2011
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Pandamoanium

An annual contest held in China, where pandas try to moan the loudest.
I was at Pandamoanium 2014. It was amazing!
by Qbou3mT April 13, 2015
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pandamonia

When you get beat so bad in call of duty, that you are basically in a state of shock and confusion. Coming from the word pandemonium, pandamonia is used amongst gamers to depict a panda on a killing streak.
Dude, I got pandamonia'd today and went 0 and 25. I was so confused that I thought I was going to literally get raped.
by mondorondo September 25, 2010
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pandaslam

You get your girlfriend to dress up in a panda suit, and then you ask her if you can body slam her. If she says no, you do it anyway.
ONE STAR - Refused to dress up like a panda and let me bodyslam her. Pandaslam.
by SammyMcGinnis September 26, 2007
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pandasinhell

A animator who is just fucking awesome. His animations arent that great, but they sure make me laugh. He was last seen at some site called animationunderground or aug for short.That site was hacked by someone named ndowlat.
"Damn pandasinhell is fucking funny"
"Dude you have to go watch pandasinhell's videos"
by killkat46 June 17, 2008
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Purple Pandas

A North American gang with a fairly small membership. Gang colors are Purple and Green.
Whose flying that purple and green?

Purple Pandas
by King Purp April 12, 2009
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