Skunk Pussy Albatross

TWAT

"You're a skunk pussy albatross"

"Get away from me you skunk pussy albatross"

Emma1: "Oh my Emma he was such a skunky pussy albatross!"

Emma2 "Yes indeed Emma he certainly was a skunk pussy albatross!"

by The REAL JakeBall July 25, 2012

Albatross

A large 'seagull like' bird, usually found in and around Areias Village Hotel, Albufeira, Portugal joining in on hen do's.

Likes eating left over chips and drinks from the pool.

Will answer to Alby or Albert and has just one friend in life - Antonia 'the albatross lover' Philip.

Commonly mistaken with a seagull - but he is clearly an Albatross - only a fool would think otherwise.

Oh look at that bird, ahhh its an albatross, no its a seagull - NO IT IS AN ALBATROSS - seriously - thats Alby - the Albatross!!

by dixeychick1981 May 3, 2010

pilbatross

A new breed of animal born by a female pig, and a male Albatross.

My friend Steve is a pilbatross.

by Dr. Faknam October 8, 2003

albatross

four strikes in row whilst bowling.

Dude!! You bowled an albatross!

by masterblasterbator April 3, 2010

albatross

A person who, upon spreading their arms to full horizontal length, resembles an albatross. This is also usually accompanied by an albatross boost.

Dominic's name might as well be albatross.

by Sergeant Panda February 12, 2009

albatross

being stabbed

he got fucking albatrossed.

by madmanzoot November 7, 2011

Albatross

The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.

Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?

by TG July 2, 2004