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Blue Pikachu

The sexual act where while penetrating anally, you take jumper cables connected to a car battery, and at the moment of orgasm, you hitch the jumper cables to the females nipples and yell PIKACHUUUUUUUUU. The electricity should cause the asshole to tighten massively around the penis, causing unbelievable tightness.
Man 1: Dude, my gf still has electricity burns from the blue pikachu I gave her.

Man 2: How'd you get it out of there?
Man 1: Lot's of lube.
by Shadowbake January 15, 2011
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parachuting

Grinding up pills, wrapping them in a napkin, and swallowing the napkin as a method of administering the drugs. The high from parachuting last longer and is more intense than snorting, and generally thought of as safer than injecting.
"Yesterday I got 100mg of morphine, so I ended up grinding it up and parachuting it before English. God I love english."
by rapheal September 18, 2008
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Parachute Rules

To go for a night out away from your home town without having anywhere to stay the night, meaning that you have to Pull a chick and stay at her place or die of cold when sleeping rough.
Basically named after the most basic rule of parachuting.

" PULL OR DIE"
-"You fancy coming to Leeds with us tonight? The train leaves Preston at 7 tonight"

-"Yeah, I'm up for that, where we crashing though?"

-"Fuck that mate, we're all going Parachute Rules"

-"Shit! Pull or die? Better go and put a vest on just in case!!"
by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006
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Parachute Club

A dance club, hotel or public house where one goes with the sole intention of picking up another person usually of the opposite sex purely for a sexual encounter. one night stand Colloquially, somewhere to go for a "jump".
"How did you get on down Blanco's last night guys? I hear it's such a parachute club anyone can score there."
by Woweegoodstuff May 23, 2012
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Pikachu blasting

When one has a gerbil inserted in their anus and they sneeze; ejecting the gerbil in a rapid fashion.
The man came into the ER with severe tears to his rectum, saying he had experienced Pikachu blasting earlier on that evening.
by John Grossbard January 11, 2013
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pikachu and shit

Girlfriend: oh my god I love watching Pokèmon!!

Me: you mean Pikachu and shit right?

Girlfriend: no.. Pokèmon.
by Elite sniper 1199 November 15, 2014
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Pikachu

Me: bro I just caught a pikachu!

Friend: lucky, I only caught a deoxys
by Hitler the great November 30, 2019
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