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paintball

does not shoot 550fps it shoots 300fps you fucking moron
paintball is the best sport invented
by Bob March 21, 2004
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paintballa

A master of the paintballin world or a master of the art of paintballin.
You be a wicked paintballa, son!
by j-a-n September 24, 2006
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paintball

a sport originated by the wood industry, a large "marker" was used to fire paint projectiles at trees to show which ones to cut down. 1980, paintball became a sport, not well known to many ppl.Now, paintball has evolved into one of the best sports ever combining strategy and teamwork, paintbakll is a good motivator. Guns have evolved to fire at insane rates like 20 bps.
also see pball
" paintball is the best sport EVER"
by Dean KRamer February 27, 2005
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paintballing

an excuse used when one comes home with bruises from sexual encounters.
mom "what are those bruises on your neck?"

you "i went paintballing last night..and was shot in the neck..."
by ErinJoshDemyJacob October 30, 2007
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airsoft vs paintball

A never ending debate/fight both on the internet and in real life between 2 sports: airsoft and paintball

Even thought there hasn't been any known physical fights between airsofters and paintballers the two sides are very hostile and hate each other

Paintballers say airsoft isn't even a sport because it isn't even competitive and that airsoft guns are too weak to make a bruise unlike paintball guns

Airsofters say that paintball guns don't even look real and look just like fake toys and that airsoft ammo is way cheaper and airsoft guns don't need gay C02 cartridges to work.
Airsofter: Gayball ammo is so stupid that you can't even get 300 gayballs for 5 bucks

Paintballer: Oh yea? Gaysoft guns are so weak that their bbs can't even fly 5 feet

Airsofter: Sure they can't, let me shoot you with my airsoft sniper from 5 feet and see how how deep the bb goes into your skin

Neutral Person: WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT THE SHIT UP!!!????
THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESN'T GAVE A FUCK ABOUT AIRSOFT VS PAINTBALL!!!!!
by Evike August 4, 2011
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Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason
"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"
by The forgotten one September 2, 2014
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paintball

Paintball.
An amazing kickass source of adrenaline that will take a week to come down from. Why spend sunday going to church when you could be shooting little kids with rental guns. What do you think Jesus would?
Dude. I spent all of sunday playing paintball. And guess who showed up?

Who?

JESUS!!!!!!!
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