A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
by Sic Lax March 1, 2011
Get the Paddle Whippedmug. by Howifeltersnatch May 13, 2017
Get the Paddle Shiftersmug. Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
Instead of:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
by Sophiee. :) February 19, 2009
Get the Paddle and Peachmug. Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012
Get the Heart paddlingmug. an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
by madferret September 19, 2010
Get the fat paddlesmug. by pbzbusiness December 3, 2010
Get the paddle bitchmug. by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014
Get the Paddle Wheelingmug.