Pachovism

Holy ass society of duck-like personalities (duck=patka, patche in Macedonian lang.), highly skilled/distinguished in ass-hole sucking, sneaking, licking and duck-like walking/shaking afterwards following in formation their ass-prime. “Ass is a sacred place” is in their preamble/mental matrix, existing for anus maintenance as their only objective/purpose. There is no pachovists limit per ass, and they usually gather around Alpha-ass (boss, manager, leader, decision-maker) in small groups, with distinctive order and role in daily routine of ass preservation. Achieving goals which are usually far from their capabilities and taking places of true professionals in company structures, with no real practical ability are 3 most common recognition characteristics of the true pachovism represent. How to discover a pachovist?-talking nonsense, 24/7 play-dead-busy-looking, low-speed reckoning and judgment, leather jacket/french coat as outfit is more than welcome, nasty habit like public nose picking or poor hygiene. Male species are usually with questionable high education, with strong mental sexual deviations, mostly finding their partners as dominant in every department, looking their way in fetishes. Female species are usually fine “equipped”, with bollocks-sense of fashion, mainly oriented in office excursions able of infinite trash-talk. Most common feature for both genders is noisy discussion in shared facilities, generally to emphasize some irrelevant point/justify themselves.

Alpha-ass: Hey Asutrak, when those monthly reports will be finished and sent to the head office?
Asutrak (Pachovism-enthusiast which is hardly 10% started with MR’s and deadline is well over): I’m all on it boss, I’ve just wanted to ask you for some advice/suggestion and its all over in the next couple of days. Btw, can I bring your coup of coffee? Maybe some snacks, or you prefer chips, would fit your tie today?

Alpha-ass: Anyway, just bring that damn coffee.
Asutrak (Pachovist-enthusiast): All-righty, I’m flying. Did I forgot to tell you, Jordan (highly trained professional) was late this morning-AGAIN, and can you tell him to speed up working on my tables (among his overloaded multitasking schedule), cause I’m a incompetent little bastard.

by Sigmund69 May 28, 2012

paca lo lo

Another word for marijuana

"I was smokin paca lo lo with pepper not noticing the weather"

by No-No Nolan November 4, 2007

Pachowned

A word used to exemplify victory in any sense, which include video games, or merely answering a question correctly.

*Headshot in COD* "Dude I just pachowned you"

"Teacher: what is 3-2 = ?

Student: 1

Teacher: That is correct

Student: PACHOWNEEEED!"

by yazyazyaz January 18, 2011

Paco

1. Short for Francisco. Mostly used in Spain, elsewhere "Pancho" is more common.
2. Colloquial/Pejorative term for a member of Carabineros de Chile, i.e. Chile's national police force. Most commonly followed by culiao.
3. Inexpensive hard drug made from freebase cocaine. Called paco in Argentina, and basuco, pasta or pasta base elsewhere.

1. Eh, tú! Paco!
Francisco: Who, me?
1. No, not you. *You*.
A bag of freebase cocaine: Who, me?
1. No. *YOU*.
Chilean cop: Me?
1. Yes, you.
Chilean cop: What is it?
1. Paco culiao

by ahueonao December 18, 2019

pacoed

To be 'pacoed' is to be in the presence of someone who has just made a completely unintelligible statement, resulting in your confusion and complete lack of understanding.

Also, 'pacoed' refers to a state of complete pointlessness.

Ravi was left 'pacoed' after Richard had called him at work. Again.

by ArsenalArmada January 4, 2008

Paco the Taco

The name of a fictional character in a certain math book who is standing in line to buy a taco.

Oh, look it's Paco the Taco. Let's go punch him.

by LeadGuy February 10, 2010

angry paco

When you wake up to find your parrot cumming in your face and whistling in your ear while doing so.

Usage:Elena was telling a story to Domenico and Shaheyar about her parrot angry paco.

by Shaheyarq95 December 13, 2014