Skip to main content

Saturated Anabolic Osmosis

Sleeping with men who are physically larger than you and stealing their test.
Person 1: Bruh, how you lifting so much today? Person 2: Saturated Anabolic Osmosis Person 1: What is that? Person 2: Getting railed in the ass by larger men and stealing their test.
The first name to a man who's last name is Jones.
Bob: Hey, you see Osmosis?
Jane: Osmosis Jones? Yeah! I love that movie.
Osmosis by James Yeehaw December 4, 2010
The simple diffusion of water (H20) into the plasma membrane. The diffusion of water is determined by the concentration of dissolved substances in the surrounding enviroment. This is done through suckage.
"The plant's cells sucked the water in via Osmosis"
Osmosis by BiologyPHD August 10, 2012

Ozzmosis 

The title of an Ozzy Osbourne album made in 1995, an obvious pun of "osmosis". This came out a mere two or three years after Ozzy had his "absolute final tour" and announced he was going to retire. Many fans felt that Ozzmosis was his worst album, until the release of the next one, "Down to Earth", in 2001 (yes, a full 6 years later). "Ozzmosis" and "No More Tears" (1992) were Ozzy's only albums of new material released in the 1990s.
Ozzmosis features bassist Geezer Butler, who always handled writing the lyrics in Black Sabbath anyway.
Ozzmosis by Bill M. July 28, 2004

verbal osmosis 

The act of checking your mail, facebook and twitter accounts, checking out the new additions to lolcats, failblog, roflrazzi and urban dictionary, checking nhl and ufc highlights, etc, all while your teacher is lecturing you, hoping that some of the talk that is washing over you will stick in your head.
"Life's too short to listen to this crap. Hopefully i'll accidentally learn enough to pass via verbal osmosis."
verbal osmosis by sike moda November 16, 2009

Reverse Osmosis 

The extremely rare process in which a woman actually loses weight after getting married and or having children…
Wow, she looks better now then she did before having the kids !!! Talk about "Reverse Osmosis", that breastfeeding thing really does a body good !!!
Reverse Osmosis by Sombeach82 June 27, 2010