Ownie

a special friend. variations include a) bonie: best friend; b) slonie: sleeping own friend; c) sony: sexy type friend; d) lonie: lazy ownie; e) ponie: pooping own; f) own type: magic friend

Ownie: Hi own-type. me and mine.

by adrienne and stephen January 13, 2008

Ownjulated

Typically used in the computer gaming arena.

Often used when beat beyond ownage, when there is no other way to describe how badly you or yourself just got beaten.

Used in RTS titles, FPS, as well as Racing.

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Can be put in past tense "Ownjulation"

5up3rl33t89- Oh my god can you beat us any worse! Just stop please!

robocopistheshizz77- YOU GUYS ARE GETTING OWNJULATED!

by Phil4real October 16, 2008

Owning the Company

Spending an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom at work. (I.e. especially masturbating)

John was in there for about 3 hours, I don't know if he is backed up or he was just owning the company.

by Allistair Sandcock October 15, 2009

ownzj00

Something / someone that has complete control of you. It is so good or so fantastic that it controls every aspect of your life and what you do.

Shadowbane ownzj00.
That guy never dies, he ownzj00.

by Locane May 18, 2003

passive aggressive owning

to own in a passive aggressive fashion

during HQ gameplay in COD4, your team captures the HQ till around 200 points then farm kills for the rest of the round before capturing the HQ once more to claim the win.

Player 1: You guys are faggots!
Player 2: Crab-cock.
Player 3: Passive aggressive owning, dude.

by Wesley Sakamoto February 21, 2008

owniginator

someone who owns so much at a game, there is only one word that can describe their greatness

1: d00d, that guy just 0wn3d a team of 3 on his own!
2: He is the owniginator!

by Owniginator October 31, 2007

owniz

The exhibition of extreme ownership, especially in a video game. Usually used after a physical demonstration of said ownership.

hotknives rides fm\phil's rocket
ThresH rides fm\phil's rocket
highbass rides fm\phil's rocket
fm\nawgah rides fm\phil's rocket
fm\phil: OWNIZ
fm\phil leaves with 670 frags

by fM!phil May 28, 2003