oenanism

1. the act of pandering to one's own pretensions by making an excessive fuss over the quality of wines at a party.
2. wine wankery.

Origin: 2007; Gk oǐn(os) wine + after Onan, son of Judah (Gen. 38:9)

"The importance of the difference in taste between a two-year-old Portuguese douro and a two-year-old Portuguese dão can only be fully explained by an expert in oenanism, desperatetly trying to score at a houseparty at 2.30 in the morning."

by Ronan Hodson July 6, 2007

onan

Short-hand for "on another note"

Grace: are u going to Chad's party on Friday?

Ben: nah too many frat boys. onan do u wanna go Chilli's on Sat?

by ittybittysmalls September 11, 2019

picture-owning

A stupid trend on Myspace that is when someone puts a picture on, their friends comment it and say "I own!". Gay. Anyways, them myspace addits can also put in the captions "Ashley owns" or somthin.

-(picture comment)"I love this pic! Can I own it?"
-(picture captions) "Ashley owns"
-"Ashley is already picture-owning that pic. Own the other one"

by Pharee July 5, 2007

Burmese Ownage Trap

Getting completely pwned by members of multiple forums after replying to a thread with ego-filled lies.

Steadi walked into the Burmese Ownage Trap laid by Jangy on the MB forum.

by DerekB-awot April 28, 2008

oonan

oonan is another word for fanny/pussy/vagina

1."stop it alex your making my oonan shrivel"
2. lizzie and hannah were having some oonanaliscious fun!

by bazza-kennet August 12, 2007

Onana

A complete waste of life

I packed Onana, what a complete waste of life

by WindyRS May 14, 2019

Orange Ownage

What happens when you war 'the' on the massive mmorpg made by jagex. The act of many men running into your room while you war 'the' and get hit in the face with a sack of oranges then forced to drink orange juice in till it's over.

Johny was just playing that stupid game called runescape and orange ownage happened. When I heard him scream I ran up and a bunch of men were hitting him with a sack of oranges. Johny can't even look at fruit without crying.

by Alfredsrad February 16, 2009