ostrich cock

One who has eaten large amounts of ecstasy and scratches one leg with his other. THe ostrich cock blurts random nonsense and listens to screwshop.

That thizzed out nigga over there looks like an ostrich cock.....I bet he's got some more skittles, dogg

by S-A-L June 19, 2007

ostracised ostrich

when an emu is ostracised from the ostriches

ostracised emu is ostracised from the ostracised ostrich society

by ostrich society 2.0 September 16, 2020

social ostrich

A person who avoids and/or ignores all social problems at any extent possible.

Jon is being a giant social ostrich right now, it's really frustrating.

by Suckayeah June 15, 2009

Ostrichsized

The size of an ostrich.
From the words ostrich and size, commonly confused with ostracized.

Q: "so how high was the surf?"
A: "ostrichsized"

by Dennis Wormald October 11, 2007

Ostrichata

The phenomenon of a piñata shaped like an ostrich, or in rarer cases: an ostrich shaped like a piñata

A childrens birthday turned fatal when the ostrichata got loose and killed everyone. They should have bought a piñata shaped like an ostrich - not an ostrich shaped like a piñata. Noob.

by MRWLOFS May 16, 2018

Oral Ostrich

While preforming oral sex on a girl you put your throat on her clitoris and hum to vibrate your neck.

I preformed the Oral Ostrich on your sister last night.

by El Rojo Jesus September 6, 2010

Crazy Ostrich

When a female simultaneously receives both vaginal and anal sex while also giving head and two hand jobs. If you can picture in your head the head, lower body, and arm movements, you'll understand why it was given the name "Crazy Ostrich."
Similar to the "spastic eagle."

I bet you she is limping because those five guys gave her a crazy ostrich.

by 5GuyS May 6, 2013