Ostentoculate

v. to ramble on aimlessly without any foreseeable end, often times providing more detail than necessary.

Would you stop ostentoculating and get to the point?

When i tell stories, i have a bad tendency to ostentoculate.

by clarke paley February 17, 2010

ostentatious

Loose and raggedy, in correlation to the rolling of a joint or blunt.

Yo son this spliff is mad ostentatious, it be fallen all apart in my hand an shit!

by Conartist April 25, 2005

Ostentatious

Spectacular - something that blows my mind because it's that awesome.

The view on the mountain was just ostentatious.

by Nixcetera April 4, 2017

Ostentatious

A showy display intended to impress and on the verge of being vulgar.

The act of being ostentatious generally signifies the user either having a small penis or slack vagina and is a vulgar attempt to over compensate.

#... thing is he's got an exceptionally small penis, that's why he's so ostentatious ; always trying to prove he's the fastest racing driver on the planet and buying all those ridiculously expensive super cars!" ~ on Mike Chang: Professional Racing Driver

by Generationnexus October 13, 2017

Ostentatious

A word used to describe something that is designed to get noticed.

"People driving a Rolls-Royce Phantom must just be the most ostentatious, annoying bastards of modern eras."

by Buttered Quayle April 30, 2019

Ostentatious

characterized by vulgar or pretentious display; designed to impress or attract notice.

Girl 1; how Ostentatious
girl 2; ikr

by Thatonemf May 22, 2020

oment

is a fraction of a secound between one secound and one secound

I just breat a oment ago

by THE BEST GUY EVER 69420 April 6, 2021