Poop-ortunity

The moment you find the only gas station or indoor toilet for the next 50 miles and sieze opportunity to poop.

Husband: STOP right there at that filling station!! I need to take this poop-ortunity, I've been prarie doggin for the past 10 miles!

Wife: Cut it off at 30 minutes!... and WHO says 'filling station' anyway?!

by tootymcfruggle March 13, 2009

rape-ortunity

An opportunity to exploit, mishandle, or spoil, which due to the promise of immediate benefit, is attractive regardless of long-term consequence.

Activision recognized that releasing 25 Guitar Hero products in 2009 could backfire, but they just could not resist the rape-ortunity.

by chinesedentist March 4, 2010

Orcun

Guy who is selling his ass behind the gas station.

Orcun only wants 50$ for 30min.

by KevinWestbrook9453 November 22, 2021

Orhan

very very sexy person in turkey. He have a big dick and big tits and big ass. we love his dick

-who is big yarrak
-he is Orhan

by xalsewzsiken November 25, 2021

OSHUNED!

Synonym for OWNED!

SickFastShock OSHUNED himself the other day.

by dj gs68 October 15, 2003

Ohuntolola

Something that has wealth, something precious, something of importance.

Ohuntolola, my jewel of inestimable value, Tolola

by Ohuntolola February 1, 2020

orçun

Uniqueness. It is the combined male form of being highly intelligent and emotional. He is a person in whom all desired qualities can be found. This cultured and active thinker is familiar with all kinds of information. Someone who doesn't know him yet may think of this person as a figment of his imagination, since he has no spouse or like.

Finding someone like Orçun is like seeing a phoenix in the sky.

by ricnivik November 20, 2021