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Orangutang Titties

Very similar to 'pancake titties.'Bad saggy tits that hang like wrinkly flaps of skin. Girls with orangutang titties are nasty, their tits aren't perky or nothin.
Oh! Dude those orangtutang titties are nasty! Find a different site, this ones festy.

I met a really hot chick, great ass, she even had a nice smooth shaved pussy!...But she had the worst orangutang titties ever!
by Ashton/Jesus November 6, 2006
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3 Orangutans 1 Blender

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.
I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.
by Justicewithtacosandweed July 11, 2020
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Orangutan

A primate in the family Hominidae. In 2016, the GOP caught one, shaved it and nominated it to run for president, and it ran again in 2020 (that particular one is noted for having the temperament of a chimpanzee, which is a more aggressive animal).
Tim Tim: So, I see that Dona-

Blade: No, don't call him that! He's an orangutan and we'll leave it at that!
by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020
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orangutan ganja

Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda, in Buddhist mythology.
orangutan ganja with buddah< metaphoricaly
by LOC-3D September 14, 2013
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the flying orangutan

When someone is sitting on a chair, sucking a dick in front of them and jerking two people off to the sides. The motion looks like an orangutan flapping its arms, with its big orangutan mouth open.
"Where were you last night, Bubba?"
"Well, mom... John, Dave, and I went down to the bar, picked up a skank, and took her to the Motel 6 where she gave us the flying orangutan."
by JAndersonConcurrence February 5, 2009
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Orangutan Titties

(Adj.) result of significant weight loss in men, this condition is the result of deflated man-boobs, floppy and flat, can be rolled and stowed like venetian blinds
"Joe just don't turn the guys on since he lost a few pounds. Now all he has are a couple of little ol' orangutan titties."
by TonyT.Tiger January 4, 2010
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orangutan hang

Taking a dump in a public toilet by hanging from the walls of the stall in order to avoid sitting on the seat.
1: I need to take a shit but I don't want to go in that nasty bathroom.
2: Orangutan hang bro!
by senosian November 18, 2009
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