oomf

(STAN TWITTER)

one of my followers OR one of my friends OR one of my fans

person 1: I just met OOMF in real life!

by safiaz June 30, 2025

OOMF

Because there’s no agreed-upon “unit” of consciousness :

From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.

I have declared it.

O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.

1 : That sounds complicated, I don`t have the OOMF to understand it.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.

by poon snarfy September 29, 2025

oomf in law

when you’re mutuals with someone and they have mutuals you’re not mutuals with. they are considered “oomf in law” as your mutuals are mutuals with them and not yourself.

i saw oomf in law on the timeline and now i want to be mutuals.

by jupitersayshahahah January 13, 2019

oomf doomf

A term to describe those with an intellectual and physical handicap.

"Mate, you cant park there, that spot is reserved for Oomf Doomfs"

by AH-FFS August 11, 2023

sweet oomf

refers to user @NAKYTWT on twitter

twitter user NAKYTWT is such a sweet oomf

by not nakytwt June 3, 2023

oomfie

on twitter used as: one of my followers

my oomfies deserve a raise for putting up w/ me <3

by something_smells_fishy January 11, 2019

oomfm or ooma

Stands for Out Of My Fucking Mind or Out Of My Ass, thought to be first used in the year 2009 when a student was too damn lazy to say the entire phrase.

Guy 1: This place is so dull
Guy 2: I know I'm bored oomfm.

or
Guy 1: Dude your presentation rocked!
Guy 2: Really? I was just pulling shit ooma!

Example should include the word oomfm or ooma

by dalizard January 16, 2010