1. Engaging in sexual intercourse (or coitus rather) with your Twitter follower(s).
2. Having sex with one (or more) of your Twitter followers.
2. Having sex with one (or more) of your Twitter followers.
by Twitter clan October 11, 2014
Get the oomfingmug. Because there’s no agreed-upon “unit” of consciousness :
From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.
I have declared it.
O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.
From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.
I have declared it.
O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.
1 : That sounds complicated, I don`t have the OOMF to understand it.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.
by poon snarfy September 29, 2025
Get the OOMFmug. 
by safiaz June 30, 2025
Get the oomfmug. A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."
Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."
Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"
by oiwmgc January 18, 2022
Get the Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchatmug. by not nakytwt June 3, 2023
Get the sweet oomfmug. The definition of oomf is something that has a lot of volume like hair. The word is used to give yourself a confidence boost!
by Jimbo blue August 2, 2024
Get the Oomfmug.