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When you put one testicle in her ass and the other between the rolls of her back fat
When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.
by Dr. Steph July 7, 2021
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When one trys to do something once and that is all that is needed, or when one simply performs a task once and it is complete.
This can be used even when playing sport and you only win by one score. Aswell as when you go to a fast food restrant that often makes mistakes with your order, but thay get it right first time. It is a statement or decliration stateing that you only had to try something once and then the task was completed requireing no more effort.
Tom: "don't you have to call work and tell them you wont be in?"

Tony "I all ready did, one and done"

Tom "Out of sight"
by only butch March 14, 2009
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the most beautiful person to ever exist on this earth. she says that shes not cute but if she sees herself the way you see her, she would be so happy. she makes me the happiest person in the whole world. im so lucky to have her. everything about her is so mezmerising - her eyes, her face, her body, her lips and her everything. im so lucky to ever meet her. shes so perfect in any way imaginable. i want to be with her forever and i want to give her the most eye rolling, nastiest, sloppiest, toes curling, appetising, mouth watering, death dropping, grim reaper, soul taking, divine, delightful, astonishing, staggering, perpetual, erotic, carnal, alluring, gliss, tears rolling, heavens sent, thrilling, contentment, fond, endearing, passionate, satisfying, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious head ever. i love you so so so soooo much.
i really fucking love "tiana, my one and only, mi amor"
by tiasoneandonly October 9, 2022
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Damn, Kentucky lost two more freshmen to the NBA Draft?? That place really is One and Done U. Calipari is a greaseball.
by DaveMeggett May 11, 2011
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A term used in sports to describe a team's performance in the playoffs when they win their first round game but lose in the second round.
The Seahawks may have beaten the Saints in the wild card round, but they're gonna be one and done when they lose to the Bears in the divisional round.
by flappergaster January 10, 2011
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Having only one child and not wanting anymore.
Mary: So when are you all going to have more kids?

Carol: Are you kidding? We are so one and done.
by cq29 February 22, 2010
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When Magician Scotty Wiese fools someone on stage and yells "AND ONE!!!!!" Also, when he scores with a girl and yells "AND ONE!!!!"
Scotty performs his show, pretends he is playing basketball and yells "AND ONE!!!"
by btockley13 May 2, 2019
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