Tom Cable

Tom Cable (noun) 1: Is the Head Coach of the Oakland Raiders. Tom Cable is a violent man who allegedly attacks women and assisant coaches.
(verb) 2: To Tom Cable someone you must punch,bitch slap,hit,smack,or attack their face and or head.

Example one: The next time I see Joe I will Tom Cable his punk ass!
Example two: I'm so pissed off right now I could go all Tom Cable up in this bitch!

by JRKJR November 06, 2009

laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

by Anonymous May 09, 2003

lay cable

Vacate the bowels, particularly with a long, firm, unbroken turd.

I need to lay some cable.

by Big Steve September 05, 2003

ass cable

(noun) solid bodily waste discharged through the anus

1)
"Get the fuck out of the bathroom, I gotta lay some ass cable...NOW!"

2)
"What a rude bastard. I don't enjoy looking at ass cable when I go to take a piss. Next time, fuckhead, flush the toilet."

by CaptainZlogg July 24, 2009

monster cable

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience

why the hell would somebody pay 300$ for a 14' 3 pair rca monster cable

by Dan0627 May 24, 2005

Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

by ppiihhkkaall August 09, 2009

layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.

Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.

by Stevie Y November 15, 2005