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Omega Male

A confident and capable male that doesn't seek approval or abide by social hierarchy. He sets his own goals, and defines his own success.
Aaron Alpha wants his software team to use the Agile method to write their new program, and goes on and on about it in every meeting. Bob Beta doesn't want to rock the boat with Aaron, so he starts learning how Agile works. Owen the Omega Male writes the program during the meetings while everyone else is talking.
by An Omega Male October 4, 2013
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Alpha Omega Epsilon

A professional and social sorority for engineering and cs majors. The girls are very smart and down to earth. Although they are sought after by intelligent, witty, and otherwise attractive young men their primary goal in college to get a degree, not a husband. And hey, you can't spell awesome without AOE.
Guy 1: "Your thermo tutor is gorgeous, is she a Zeta?"
Guy 2: "Heck no, she's an Alpha Omega Epsilon."
by Vallory Raye May 15, 2011
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omega male

The polar opposite of the Alpha Male. Omega Males can have friends and close acquaintances but prefer to accomplish things on their own without the help of a group. Omega Males generally don't belong to any cliques and have no desire to be the leader or most outstanding of said clique. Omega Males have relations with people from all groups and carry a resourcefulness and cunning (sometimes strength) to get a job done with their own skill. This being said, an omega male can have great pride without it manifesting as "ego." (There are always exceptions.

An Alpha Male MUST absolutely be perceived by his peers as the toughest, most popular, and smartest. An Omega Male cares little for this recognition...but knows that he is all those things and more.

Alpha males must have the support of his "boys." This can be the foundation for many shallow and superficial relationships. An Omega Male needs support from time to time, but has few true friends who know him intimately and generally shuns shallow acquaintences.

Two sides of the same coin....both being very effective in accomplishing goals.
In Animals:

Two Rams are butting heads while the female watches. The winner who mates is the stongest and therefore the Alpha Male.

Wait...A third ram runs out of the woods and mates with the female while the two males are fighting. THAT is the omega male.

In Humans:

Alpha Male: John Stewart
Omega Male: Steven Colbert

Alpha Male: Team Sport Captain
Omega Male: Dedicated student/master of martial arts.
by BaldBull December 31, 2008
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Omega Oof

Dying in Roblox, but omega hardly, or when your gf breaks up with you.
Guy 1:
"My girlfriend broke up with me"
Guy 2:
"You took an omega oof"
by ShiguWorshipper January 9, 2019
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Omegasus

A play on words for Omega, and Sus.

Sus is derived from suspicious, popularized by the game Among Us.
Omega, despite omega being the last letter in the Greek alphabet, it is used as a synonym for Mega.

For one to be Omegasus, they must be beyond just sus. A person who is so suspicious that even their closest friends would be suspicious of them beyond the game, and would question their real-life loyalties.

*best used in chat's, it sounds cringe when spoken aloud.
"I was in electrical." Says Yellow

"Omegasus bruv." Replies Orange

"Why are we friends?" Yellow asks.
by nattynuke January 25, 2021
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Alpha-Omega Male

Alpha-Omega (AO) males are near-mythical. They rank higher in ability/rarity than Alpha or Sigma males combined. Few AO males are known in the history of mankind. In fact, none has been reported in the last century.
The term "Alpha-Omega" reflects his unclassifiable nature by conventional archetypes. The Greek letter term is merely a means for discussion. In other cultures, he has been referred as Zero-Infinity, One-Whole, etc. To make one important note, the AO male is a mortal, NOT supernatural.

To describe the AO male, one could refer to the Buddhist term "Tenjou tenge yuiga dokuson", which states “Above heaven, under heaven, I am alone worthy of honor”. The statement is not a boast, but rather a realization that the universe shares a single nature and are equally empty of self.

The modern 3 criteria of the AO Male are:

1. The AO male is NOT CLASSIFIABLE BY Alpha, Beta, Sigma, etc. He is at times a charismatic leader, a faithful follower, incredibly powerful and simultaneously is utter powerlessness. He does not care whether he leads, obeys, is independent, or is part of a group. He is not bound by laws, morals, emotions, or biological instincts.

2. The INITIAL IDENTIFICATION of the AO male CANNOT BE SELF-IDENTIFICATION. The AO male CAN ONLY BE DISCOVERED.

3. The AO male IS NOT AN ACTIVE INFLUENCER. No modern social-media-influencer can ever be an AO male. The AO male does not ever feel the need or duty to share/connect with others since the universe is the self.
Example: These so-called Alpha males or Sigma males are all mere flies buzzing under the sun. The true Alpha-Omega male has not been seen in the last century.

Example: Q: "How can I become an Alpha-Omega male?" A: "If you wish to become one, you cannot become one."
by za_antelope August 12, 2022
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