oh no. 

a sarcastic way to say that you don't care about something

person 1; "my mom died"
person 2; "oh no. my bad."

oh no. by The One You Call God September 30, 2020

oh no... our table... it's broken! 

When the parents begin fighting and yelling n shit and eventually they get so outrageously mad that the dad starts brutally hammering their coffee table out of pure rage. This phrase is how the child in the family would commonly respond after seeing the destroyed table.

Wife: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR NEGLECT!
Husband: SHUT UP OKAY, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Wife: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS??? YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THIS FAMILY!!!!!!! ALL YOU DO ALL DAY IS SIT AROUND ON YOUR LAZY ASS—
Husband: MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!! *inflicts multiple frenzied blows against the fragile coffee table*
Wife: *inaudibly cries in the bedroom*
5 minutes of silence later
7 y/o son: *comes out of the room* oh no... our table... it's broken!

oh no... our table... it's broken! by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2021

Oh no 

Wtf why did you look this up you fucking know what oh no means you dipshit

Oh no I accidentally fucked my sister

Oh no by Axtoid September 16, 2019

Oh No You Didn't 

The name of the song used in the trailer for the recently released EA game, Mercenaries 2: World in Flames.

"Oh No You Didn't
Sucker tried to play me
But you never paid me, Never"

Oh No You Didn't by Vegeta Himura October 20, 2008

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table 

A delightful forum of minecraft pleasure where Steve’s 🍆 goes into Alex’s 🍑or🐱

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table

Oh no they had seggs on the crafting table by Superior_dino_nuggie July 11, 2021

Oh no 

Explanition of slight shock to an event.

Fox announcer: Heres fox in HD
(show highly detaled image of hideous lady who was smokin hot before the change)
Griffin family: AH!
Qaugmire:AH!
Cleaveland:AH!
Bruce: Oh Nooo.

Oh no by F.erris A.llen I.ssac L.ison April 20, 2009

oh no second

The exact moment where you realize what a big mistake you have made.

*thows grenade at wall by accident; rolls back to your feet. Oh no second incoming in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...OH NOES!

oh no second by HungryNoobivore February 3, 2010