Octopiss

To pee 8 times in a row.

"Oh shit man i just took an octopiss in the lake"

by Dugan Mcdermott July 14, 2009

Colon-octopi

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

by G.T. Cannington May 31, 2018

octopenis

Eight penises on one creature.

Take an octopus and replace it's arms with penises, that would be an Octopenis

by Octowoman November 1, 2010

Octopleb

An 8 sided pleb, someone who is a pleb however you try to look at them.

That bloke is such an octopleb

by Stephen Elliott December 25, 2008

octopi

Probably the correct pluralisation of 'octopus'. Probably.

"Two octopi swam by. No, wait, octopuses. No, that sounds wrong. It's octopi. Yeah, definitely. Octopi."

by Underscore November 11, 2003

Octopeen

A penis that's 1/8th the average size.

Chin's penis is an octopeen.

by Mr. Happysad February 8, 2013

octo-pie

A Highly intimate sexual act, in which 8 guys surrounding one chick cum in their own condoms and one by one feed them to the chick in the center.

You guys want to octo-pie Molly later tonite ?

by Hamilton1776 May 30, 2018