Negatively Inclined observation

Unlike whining, this is a warranted and accurate observation of an unjustly skewed situation or thing in which the observer is the disfavoured party.

"They all though he was bitching about his cards but,by pointing out his bad luck he was actually just making a negatively inclined observation.

by Rich Longley April 30, 2006

Observance

Noticing or seeing your crush or person thats hot.

Michael had observance for his crush, Jenny. “She’s hot in her bikini..”. He said.

by MistyFanWithHypnonodirtystuffe February 10, 2019

Griffith Observatory

When one person fucks another person with a telescope and then makes them look through the lens.

He gave her a Griffith Observatory, followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by rotting orange September 29, 2010

miss observant

A play on words used to describe a woman who claims to be aware of what's going on around her but constantly makes errors of judgment. An airhead

Miss obervant over there just got her purse stolen for the third time by forgetting to close her bag while riding the subway

by dkarez4u June 27, 2005

critical observation

i dont know mothafucka

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?

by the fuck? October 28, 2013

Observant

A bitch who doesn't think she's nosy so when she says she's "real observant"

Random Bitch: How do you know that?
Nosy Bitch: I know 'cuz I'm real observant

by How To Be Ignorant 101 March 25, 2019

Observational Racist

One being dubbed a "racist" because they told others of negative personal experiences that support negative stereotypes what they saw or experienced first hand while experiencing a culture or race in person.

The University's "Harmony Club" accused me of being a racist , because I told them about the fact I have been mugged once, been carjacked once, and stabbed twice, and bad experiences seem to happen only when I was in the Slobobian part of town.

I then observed that perhaps there is an inherent problem with Slobobian culture or lifestyle that makes them prone to violence against others, particularly non-Slobobians.

This would make me an Observational Racist, since it was my personal observation of my negative experience that was deemed racist.

by Jasonsky July 2, 2016