Obliviad 

(noun) one who is oblivious to the obvious, or incapable of understanding the ideas of coherent conversation. Common traits are of the obliviad are mouth breathing and vacant expression.

the lady was clearly pregnant, but the obliviad didn't even notice.

Obliviad by ladykdawg June 10, 2011

Oblirated 

When you're jewish and you don't know how to say "obliterated".

The germans got oblirated by the russians

Oblirated by Da Real Jewy January 27, 2017

Obliglated

Feeling obligated to show up. But not wanting to go so you show up late.

I didn't want to go to my step-sisters cousins daughters first birthday party at 2pm so I obliglated and showed up at 5pm instead.

Obliglated by Pertty I didn't want to go to April 8, 2017

obliviate 

(verb) Stress relief by taking your aggressions out in a good round of Oblivion. (etymology: Oblivion + Alleviate)

cougre picks up a trout and threatens everyone with it.
reaper: Chill out cougre, before someone gets hurt.
cougre: You're right. I'd better obliviate some of this stress.
<cougre fires up Oblivion and draws his sword.>
Cobra_Girl: Whew. That was close. :)

obliviate by cougre December 25, 2008

obligated 

An incorrect synonym for "obliged", which appears in some dictionaries, but none of the good ones.

John: "I feel obligated to go to this dinner with my In-laws"
Peter: "I think you mean "obliged"?"
John: "Whatever, it's the same thing"
Peter: "No it's not, idiot, I'm obliged to punch you in the face for thinking that."

obligated by JujitsuGeorge January 28, 2014

obliverated

A cool new Ghetto way of sayin Obliterated. (Because v>t)

Damn! Sunab got obliverated in that black hole!

obliverated by 4pac April 18, 2005

Obliviate 

A smash of obliterated and oblivion -the net result of too much alchohol consumption. Coined by Mike Oliver, drummer for Dog Fashion Disco.

Man I was SO obliviated last night after drinking that liter of Popov Vodka and gobbling 4 Xanax!

Obliviate by Stephen Mears November 11, 2003