nutballs

used like "Holy Shit execpt nutballs

Greg: bro i slept with his mom over 200 times
Josh: Holy nutballs dude wat da fuq

by vennyweenny October 5, 2023

Nutella Bella

Nutella Bella or "Nubella" is the term used after anal sex where the end of the male genitalia (bell) has been covered in the delicious chocolate spread of nutella (In this context shit) creating a Nutella Bella.

A young man has just had his first encounter of anal sex unfortunatly his partner had forgotten to Anally douche.

"Crikey, there's poop on me bell!" (Tastes some) "Mmm it's kinda like nutella"

Hey!! Nutella bella!!

by SternHello April 22, 2011

nutella

The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.

"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."

by b l o n d i e February 22, 2007

Nutella

The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.

This Nutella is orgasmic!

by FeastMaster December 11, 2011

Nuttalled

Pronounced noodled, it is anytime anything, whether it is living or an inanimate object, is made an ass of, is the the butt of a joke, or just generally fails to succeed at life. Also refers to the giver of a blumpkin or receiver of a cleveland steamer or a hot lunch. May also be anything who you in no way respek. Very similar to unwillingly receiving a golden shower.

After having been pantsed and penetrated by a mountain goat, the young boys friend shouted, "you've just been nuttalled."

by DukeU03 July 20, 2005

Nutball

A game consisting of guys sitting in a circle with their legs spread, exposing their testicles while taking shots from a thrown object from other opponents in the circle. At the start of the game, one guy will toss the throwing object, which can be anything from a wiffle ball to an apple to a baseball. If the thrown ball misses the target's testicles, then the target receives the ball and has one chance to hit another opponent. This process repeats itself until a player is hit in the testicles, rendering him in severe pain and out of the round. If a player successfully hits an opponent in the nuts, then the player is granted the ball again for another shot at another opponent. A round is complete when all the players quit from mercilessly bruised testicles.

-A player can rejoin a round once the testicular pain has subsided
-A player is out of the game if they flinch, close their legs, or block the nutshot in any way.

-Wearing jeans is frowned upon, as they add high resistance, making a a clear shot to the nuts more difficult, while making a successful shot less painful.

Girl: Can I play nutball with you guys?
Guy: Do you have nuts?
Girl: No.
Guy: Then no.

by yomanitsnoah December 12, 2012

Volcanic Nutella

Volcanic Nutella is a case of the shits so bad its like shitting a stream of molasses made of battery acid, yet so sparodic, that when your done... you only think your done, only to find as soon as youve pulled up your pants and washed your hands, your explosive ass gets ready to erupt in a white hot fury right there in your under britches... this trickery and downright skullduggery of the anus, mean the poor hapless fool to stay within running distance of the porcelain express and causes the skin around your cornhole to become so red, angry and inflamed from the constant onslaught of colon-bile and toilet paper, that even the most heavly vitaman E imbuded 4ply toilet paper of softness is like taking a ballbearing shot sandblaster directly to the rectal opening

usually results in grown men crying deliorusly at the ungodly pain

Dude 1: whoa fuk man, we shouldnt have had that dodgey vindaloo at lunch...

Dude 2: harden the fuck up pussy, clench yo ass till we get home

Dude 1: fuck that man, ifeel a case of the Volcanic Nutella coming on man, its like white hot poker is trying to excape from my ass!

by OH GOD MY ASS June 12, 2008