dick-nursed

When an individual is nourished by a dick as opposed to a breast. Usually administered by the father or other parental figure in the individuals life since birth. Usually performed by holding the individual upside down.

"Willingham wouldn't stop his fussing last night until he was dick-nursed. You'd think after 29 years we'd be able to wean him off it but he just won't give it up. We tried goats milk but he wasn't having it. He's got a taste for the baby batter."

by pedopetey July 2, 2014

shut up nurse

The famous phrase used by famous youtuber, Markiplier, while playing surgeon simulator.

Nurse: doctor I think you should be focusing on the patient.
Doctor: SHUT UP NURSE!!!!!!

by Crayzay August 5, 2015

night nurse

Metaphor for the soothing effect that results from the use of an addict's drug of choice - Gregory Isaacs popularized this term with his 1982 reggae hit "Night Nurse"

Night nurse
Only you alone can quench this Jah thirst
My night nurse, oh gosh
Oh the pain it's getting worse

I don't wanna see no doc
I need attendence from my nurse around the clock
'Cause there's no prescription for me
She's the one, the only remedy

- Gregory Isaacs "Night Nurse"

by TeeGeeRoo August 23, 2010

Nurseoid

A stereotypical nurse who is so burned out and apathetic that health care is second only to her sadistic pleasure of exacting joy from the (often induced) suffering of her patients and colleagues. Bureaucracy and general hospital regulations are her weapons which he or she can and will use to shit on all who incur her wrath. All it can take is a single inch incursion into a sterile field and she will rain hellfire and damnation onto you, old testament style. It is highly recommended to get in their good graces, by any means necessary, and your healthcare life will be made exponentially less stressful.

Matt: "Watch out for Lisa, she's a recall bitch on wheels nurseoid."
Jenny:" Don't worry, I bonded with her over scrapbooking so she won't shit all over me today."

by bonquequeg February 6, 2019

nursery rhyme

A Hunger games Style challenge in real life where (parents) test their (children) against others parents children to see which child has the best musical (talent), (memory), (patience) and other (bullshit).

Alright kids! Lets learn a nursery rhyme

by Soupy69 January 28, 2020

male nurse

the hottest occupation a guy can have

dude, that male nurse is so hot. I wish he'd give me a sponge-bath.

by Sander June 19, 2005

Nurgey

When five or more people gather in a MSN conversation,(Version 7.0 and Higher), and continuously nudge each other, it is referred to as a NURGEY. A NURGEY is somewhat like an ORGY, which is the gathering of a large group of people having sexual encounters. NURGEYS are very fun when you are bored, and can spice up any boring night alone.

"Man, that was one awesome NURGEY last night."

"Let's all get online and have a NURGEY later."

by Bradd Gustafson March 12, 2005