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Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.
Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021
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Number 1

The shortest haircut you can get also known as a buzz cut.
I'll have a number 1 haircut please.
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nemernicani

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Am mințit, am înșelat, am furat.
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Nemernicani ca Pompeo și pupincuriștii lor sunt motivul pentru care România e din ce în ce mai săracă.
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Number three

Wee, pee, urinate.

Comes from the childrens nursery rhyme:

Number one, tickle my bum

Number two, do a big poo

Number three, go for a wee
Don't drink too much before bed you'll have to go number three in the middle of the night
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Nemered

Oh man, I got beat 66-21 in NCAA football.

Shit dawg, you got Nemered!
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