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night water

The most delicious, thirst quenching drink on the face of the planet. This drink is only tasteable post waking up from sleep between the hours of 12am and 4am.
Holy fuck man I woke up last night and took a swig if my water bottle and that mother fuckin night water man, I’m telling ya you’ve gotta try it.”
by Bigred0506 February 7, 2019
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Naughty Doddy

The American tradition of throwing a party on the 23rd night of December, used to expel all naughty spirits before Santa checks his list for the final time.
Guy 1: "You hitting the Naughty Doddy tonight?"
Guy 2: "Absolutely, I need to get rid of some naughty baggage before Christ is born."
by NaughtyDaddy December 7, 2019
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Naughty Vegan

A vegan who sometimes indulges in products such as milk or cheese.
Yeah bro, you were right that naughty vegan is a total cheater on so many levels.
by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Something non-football fans say to football fans to fit in. Taken from The IT Crowd.
Moss:
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Postman:
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

Moss:
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in!

Postman:
Yeah it is true. See you later, Moss

Moss:
Mind 'ow you go.
by Zapidom June 30, 2021
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friday night dinner

Adam: have you seen Friday Night Dinner?
Johnny: yes.
Jackie: yes.
Jim: Wilson watched it!
Martin: what did you say?
by TopShaggerMemeulous July 15, 2019
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Night Of The Living Dead

The first in George Romero's zombie quadrilogy, and was released in 1968. It's followed by Dawn Of The Dead, Day Of The Dead, Land Of The Dead and a remake from 1990.
The original Night Of The Living Dead is better than the remake.
by SteveA December 8, 2005
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Tallahassee Night Train

The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with said soiled sock. This act is preferably done while yelling "BOOM! T.N.T.!" at the moment of impact (the T.N.T. of course standing for "Tallahassee Night Train").

It is advised that any victim of a Tallahassee Night Train must well and truly deserve it, otherwise any repercusions experienced later by the perpitrator at the hands of the victim is completely legal, in accordance with the Standard Dude Code. (Section 3-32C - "If you hit anyone in the face with your jizz, they better deserve it, or they have the full right to kick your ass.")
"Oh man. Eddie found out Lance banged his girlfriend last night. So he dumped her and gave him a Tallahassee Night Train."

"Damn, that's harsh. Well...at least Lance deserved it."
by majindelaware March 22, 2010
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