ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005

ted nugent

A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

ted nugent

A guitar god from the late 60's/70's, not especially popular with today's kids but easily owns Hendrix/Clapton/Page when it comes to playing skill. He still plays live shows and kicks ass at ~50 years old.

"What does it take to play guitar with your teeth? It takes a complete idiot." - nugent in an interview

by toast June 29, 2004

Ted Nugent

Used in place of the word awesome.

"This burger is fucking Ted Nugent!"

Dealer-"You have Blackjack" Player- "Ted Nugent!!"

by Region Rat April 30, 2010

Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag

something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).

thanks a bunch for making me call the Ted Nugent frontrow loincloth teabag India customer service line. The dude could not even speak English!

by rhinozrus February 19, 2009

Nugents

Favorite band, Ted Nugent. Someone who lives with their parents, does not pay rent, drinks cheap beer, smokes what every you got, generally from the south. Regularly says "smoke em if you got em". Wears the same pair of Levi pants every day but changes shirt often. Takes a job offer as an insult but still looks for a job. Worked one full week of their life and brags about it in a job interview. Can only take left turns, right turns to give them anxiety. Does not use turn signals and has a hard time finding out who goes first at a 4 way stop. Requests vacation time on the first day of work.

Theis no job having Fu##ing Nugents keep sneaking in my house and drinking my beer.

Did you see Billy down at the drive-in, looks like a lawnmower cut his hair, fu##ing Nugents.

by Rooster piles July 25, 2018