nozzle fest

A disproportionate ratio of males to females.

There are so many dudes in here it's a nozzle fest.

by bob h boberson May 10, 2008

Twat nozzle

noun - a jerk, a dick. So repugnant in words, acts and/or deeds, that they are only good enough to hide in moist, dank nasty places. Worse than your average dick-head.

Can you believe what a jerk he was today? What a twat nozzle!

by bunnysmama October 31, 2010

nozzle fucking

The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.

"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime

"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime

by Austin lindsay on youtube January 17, 2018

Side Nozzled

To be subjected to continuous and unexpected personal attacks resulting in public and personal humiliation

Waking up in Mumbai, tied to the bed post and clad in leather, Doug realized he had been completely side Nozzled.

by Side Nozzler March 08, 2011

milk nozzles

The mammory glands of a male/female

Did you see the size of Red's milk nozzles?!

by brefunk March 10, 2006

nozzle snot

The lump of hard goo in a pump bottle of mosturizer. Come out under pressure and clings to your arms and hands.

The hardened, sticky goo stuck in a man's penis hole. Can produce babies up to 24 hours. Clean it, cover it and don't trust it.

I just wantted to moisturize my dry skin. Pump was clogged and I hit it hard. Some big nozzle snot came out and broke the lamp!

Tricia had sex with Barry. He pulled out in time but she got pregnant from dried, leftover nozzle snot on his clogged one-eye.

by sleepapnea-chicago May 21, 2008

douche-nozzle

One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.

That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.

by TomS. October 30, 2006