Nouveau Douche

1. An ignorant man or woman who learns to fly-fish, brew their own beer, and perform other acts not for themselves, but for the approval of others.

"Awww man, did he take up flyfishing? Yeah man, he just grew out a gnarly beard and started to fly-fish. What a Nouveau Douche."

by willygski October 6, 2013

nouveau limbo

Bringing conversation down a level, usually by being crude or disgusting. Usually done by one or more people.

Sandy: Jim and I went out for a lovely curry last night.

Simon: Bet it came out twice as hot!

Jim: Burns, burns, burns!

Jane: Do you two have to play nouveau limbo?!

by pinballcoyboy July 10, 2010

Nouveau Welfare

When rich people get richer on public money, inappropriate use of campaign funds, tax payer money or other boondoggle like farm subsidies.

Between the farm subsidies and taxpayer support for their pray-the-gay-away clinics, the Bachmann family is so Nouveau Welfare.

by GHM327 August 5, 2011

Nouveau cake

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.

Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"

Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"

by Old cake May 13, 2013

Nouveau fat

A person who recently became fat. One who lacks the appropriately sized clothing for their newly bloated carcass. One who lacks dignity and style.

A: “look at that guy, waddling down the street, guy hanging out... Who does he think he is?!”

B: “He’s nouveau fat”

by TrooperKhan July 3, 2018

nouveau-chav

The nouveau-chav's are a new breed of Chavs, characterised by the loud and brash behaviour, who focus upon the need to be recognised as special. They aspire to be important but expect people to treat them as such.

Saud is a nouveau-chav as he expects people to recognize how important he is, and if not recognised starts getting load and obnoxious.

by Mr MAAArk June 16, 2019

nouveau abrité

A person or persons who's primary opinion of the world and society is formed mainly online in insulated and algorithmicly curated spaces.

Kids these days are all nouveau abrité, they don't really know how to deal with conflict.

by Transassouris rex November 23, 2020