The Northwest Excuse

Going past the destination/doing more than asked and thus failing to complete an objective.

Son: Mom, you forgot to pick me up.

Mom: I was on my way, but i ended up going to far and went shopping at the mall.

Son: Oh, you're just using the Northwest Excuse

by Embarassed to be a Pilot November 2, 2009

Northwest Espresso

Drinking a cup of coffee and smoking marijuana.

"I love starting off a road trip with a Northwest Espresso, it just makes the day feel so much dreamier."

by Green Tea Jones September 18, 2012

Kanye Northwest

Kanye wests cousin who is treated like a cryptid because not many people believe in his existence

Tyrone: Bro have you heard of Kanye Northwest
Jerome: nigga you know he ain’t real

by Funny ape July 29, 2022

Northwest Teacup

(nôrth-wst,) (tkp)

The act of stretching, and shaping ones scrotum forming a "teacup", which is then filled with semen, and enjoyed. Preferably sipped properly with the pinky finger up.

My girlfriend requested a Northwest Teacup last night, and she loved it!

by K-diesel March 15, 2010

Northwest College

A small community college in Powell, Wyoming where sheltered christian kids can learn to drink before heading off to a real college where fratty is a way of life.

Ya man! Im sure glad i attend Northwest College!

by collinplaysbass April 7, 2011

olathe northwest

The rich kid school and the school that does the most drugs. The people are pretty chill, the most stuck up ones are the ones from the ghetto who refuse to accept that we are fortunate for what we have. Most people are funny and would accept you for who you are. No cliques just groups. We are just people. Aight you haters, we arent sluts and whores but we aren't rich kids. There are a lot richer people out there. Just down right fun, and smart people go there

Friend- "Do you like olathe northwest?"
Friend 2- "Ya man, it's pretty chill there!"

by Livmusic March 11, 2011

northwest coast

The Region that stretches from the Bay in Cali up through Vancouver B.C. and includes Portland,Seattle,Tacoma,Sacramento,San Francisco, Oakland,Vallejo,San Jose and Eugene. This region is also the weed capitol of the us.

"From that Northwest coast"

by Showwoff July 16, 2006