Jobbie Nooner

A huge annual midsummer Friday afternoon boat, booze, beads and boobs party on Gull Island on Lake St Clair, Michigan. Back in the 1980s the auto industry used to hire a bunch of contract designers known as "Jobbies" since they would jump form job to job for an extra 25 cents an hour. On a hot sunny day, they would sometimes leave at noon (pull a nooner) and take their boats for a cruise on Lake St Clair.

Hey, are you blowing off work to go to the Jobbie Nooner?

by steveweree June 28, 2010

noonish

Any time between 11 a.m. and 1:30 p.m.

I'll see you around noonish. You may wanna bring a pillow to take a nap while waiting.

by misty mac March 23, 2017

nooner

Sex done at lunch, your lunch break or around noon. Made famous by Al Bundy of "Married with Children".

I set the sammich on her head while she sucked my shit dry. Nooners rock.

by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003

Noongah tax

An alternative word for stealing

I just Noongah taxed that white kids bike

by enslave all jews May 30, 2010

High Noon

A showdown. When shyt gets real. A time fights are usually scheduled

Texas slang for the time one usually will get their butt kicked

Meet me tomorrow outside in the parking lot, high noon, for a beat down!

by Tagalog July 20, 2013

Nooner for 1

When one uses ones lunch hour to pursue solo sexual activity; aka the guy wanking in the stall or being Jackie Wang in the parking lot.

Mike says "Hey Ron, want to join us for lunch?"

Ron replies "Nah, I'm having a nooner for 1 while looking at the HR pic of the new receptionist."

by The Darling Darkling March 2, 2010

Tuesday Nooner

The act of tongue punching your lady's pink taco, at lunchtime.

No Taco Tuesday is complete without a Tuesday Nooner.

by Rumpelstiltskin's taint February 10, 2021