noogie

A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.

"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"

by Rocked_Socks January 14, 2004

noogler

a new Google employee

It feels good to be a noogler!!

by MSL May 23, 2006

clitoral noogie

When you are triple knuckling a girl, rubbing back and forth vigorously.

"I got her in bed and gave her the clitoral noogie."

by noahandmeagan January 12, 2015

Tough Noogies

like saying too bad, i don't give a shit, or give it a rest it's not happening

Nancy: I thought we were going to spend some time together tonight.
Todd: Tough noogies toots, I got better things to do.

by DWadds April 1, 2008

noogle

A nickname for new Google employees. Derived from the propeller hats that say "Noogle" which they are given their first day on the job.

Look at that noogle in the ball pit.

by Jojo Krako January 2, 2008

Nooged

Kinda like the Indian handshake.

To Noog is to caress you genitals till your hand get nice and moist then approach an ususpecting person and give them a handshake.

Bruce was being a real ass to me today im totally going to NOOG him after work.

Wow my hands all sweaty i think that asshole just NOOGED me.

Look the cops, im for sure going to NOOG them.

by Mick Bastard September 25, 2009

bush noogie

To finger a girl until her pussy becomes an oozing mass of orgasmic pinkness.

Rob- Whats up John
John- NM Rob, I just gave your mom a bush noogie.
Rob- Awesome! Is it on video?

by Mr. Noog January 18, 2008