no offence

Used to tell someone what you really think of someone and them not being offended by what you say. No matter how rude you are about it.

"No offence Obama but you are fucking the country up."

by theepicking October 30, 2009

no offence

What you say right before offending someone.

No offence, but your hear looks like sh*t.

by bamboomy January 15, 2011

No offence

No offence, often said before or after a rude sentence. Basically, saying no offence doesn't help the matter at all.

Tom: Dude, no offence but, you're really weird
Jake: Thanks dude :(

by wheretheavocadosat April 12, 2019

no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah, well "no offense" but this is why your mom doesn't love you....

by Skryko December 14, 2019

No Offence

No offence is said when you say something that is offensive, so you say 'no offence'.

You are really ugly, no offence.

by sirenabacklove October 10, 2017

no offence

a phrase used to imply you are about to offend someone

"No offence but your dress looks shit."

by c.a.l.m.down.larry November 2, 2015

no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

Person 1: "no offence" but you are fat and lazy...
Person 2: yeah well "No offense" but, this is why your mom doesn't love you...

by Skryko December 9, 2019