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no you first

The unpopular and unrecognized follow up to the retaliatory phrase, "no you". And normally followed by "no you before me".
Dude1: "Dude, your totally gay"
Dude2: "No you!"
Dude1: "No you first!"

Optionally:

Dude2: "No you before me!"
by Invulnerableme December 16, 2008
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no you di'int

no you did not
by tdogg May 19, 2003
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No you're right.

when you are in an argument with someone and both of you believe you are correct. So to try and end it you say "no you're right." with little emotion and a bit of sarcasm. it might seem like your giving in but your really just saying "your stupid, shut up im right."
Henry: Man the Leafs are way better than the Red Wings they've won more cup then them.

Richard: So they haven't won a cup in over 50 years bro! And Detroit has so many all stars on their team and have won so many cup recently.

Henry: That doesn't matter, the Leaf's franchise is still better.

Richard: Dude their franchise is rubbish right now and they're almost in last like every year. Brian Burke hasn't done a fuckin thing as GM except lose and the same goes for any other coach or GM in decades.

Henry: That doesn't matter man they're better than Detroit, they have good players but they're just not playing good..

Richard: ...no you're right.

Henry: Whaat??

Richard: No you're right. Ya the Leafs are the best.

Henry:K..
by JDyck February 23, 2011
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no you are

the strongest comeback one could possibly make. First used by Harrison Monin in 2018 and since has left everyone in arguments bewildered.
Guy 1: "I fucked your mum last night"
Guy 2: "No You Are"
Guy 1: "oh shit"
by alex hits women May 18, 2020
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no you are

when someone insults you and you cant think of a comeback you may say this, it could be followed by their insult repeated back
you are a gay nonce boy, no you are.
OR
noyou are a gay nonce boy
by Max Lees March 13, 2003
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no you lol

The ultimate counter to the worst insult "your mom gay lol". This would backfire on the person who said the insult and dies
Me: Dude, can I copy your homework?
Friend: No!! Your mom gay lol
Me: No you lol
Friend: dies
by SomeRandomStranger69 March 8, 2018
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No you didn't

A good way to annoy someone, repeat it over and over to everything they say!
"Hey me and Alyssa went to the movies last night, i got 3 fingers in" you say "No you didn't"

"Me and Barry went out to the pub last friday, got real shit faced" you be all like "No you didn't, i was with Barry you liar"
by Jimmy bar April 1, 2012
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