Nincompoop

A word sqiudward uses A lot.
by The gurl that said NO March 02, 2017
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existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity
Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.
by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 08, 2018
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udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.
If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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Nincompoopness

Everyone loved how silly I was. Happy to show them my nincompoopness
by Big D/nincompoop June 20, 2021
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nincompoop

a nincompoop is a person who is boring, annoying, or bad at something in general.
person 1: oh my god they are such a nincompoop
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nincompoop

A word you meant to say when you accidentally drop the hard R
"OH YOU FUCKING N****R! OHH SHIT I MEANT NINCOMPOOP DUUUUUUUDE"
by necoh July 06, 2024
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nincompoop

a shitty rich person or a shitty income
that brit is a real nincompoop!
by ExpierdMilk March 14, 2023
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