Nincompoop

A word sqiudward uses A lot.

You are a nincompoop dude...

by The gurl that said NO March 1, 2017

existential nincompoop

A technical philosophical term coined by a great philosophy professor
1) One that is completely and utterly ignorant to their existential worth.

2) A person that does not allow for existential growth due to their lack of understanding of either themselves or of the necessity

Maxwell is such a nihilist, he doesn't get out of bed all day, he doesn't contribute to society in any way. He is SUCH an existential nincompoop.

by BanthamsNightofFaithe October 8, 2018

nincompoop

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Kayla Ann hicks is a nincompoop your such a Kayla Ann hicks

by Not t September 11, 2022

Nincompoop

In the 18th century, an obscene insult that meant ‘one who never saw his wife’s cunt’. — from the book Vulgar Tongues.

Do not take courting advice from that nincompoop Bartholomew.

by voxtacet November 30, 2022

nincompoop

a complete and utter doofus. you are a butthead

wow, your friend Bob is such a nincompoop.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021

Nincompoop

An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.

“Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi”

by Not a bozo July 15, 2021

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023