Nutritionista

Someone who is highly interested in healthy eating, nutrition, natural living and wellness. This person might also be well-read on topics like vitamins, supplements, natural remedies, whole-body wellness, fitness, etc. Basically, someone who wants to live healthy through eating healthy.

My sister the "Nutritionista" - she shops at Whole Foods, is always drinking water, does yoga, takes lots of vitamins. Damn, her skin looks great for her age...

by The Tie-Dye Lady November 29, 2011

Nutrition

another term for badass

boy 1: "Last night I spelunked a floosie."

boy 2: "Man, that's nutrition."

by Nutritious Arthur Paige November 23, 2003

Nutrition

A concept entailing if one has an opportunity to eat any type of food for a cheap amount of price, then they must eat as much as possible even if a feeling of fullness arises, for the possibility of not being able to eat at a later moment in time is a very probable possibility. Certain foods have certain amounts of nutrition. Nutrition's units are a function of time and energy. 5 minutes of energy from a certain type of food is considered one newt. 1 hour of energy from a certain type of food is considered one nut. from the Latin based "JHO" language.

"You can't simply spell nutrition without 'nut'"

by Dudleifskivebom January 22, 2019

Nutritionicism

- Belief that your own nutritional diet is in every way, shape or form better then someone else'.
- Being certain that only people of your nutritional diet are right, and the opposite people are always inherently wrong.
- Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different nutritional diet.
- Excessive nutritional zeal.

(Mostly applies to Vegans always antagonizing meat-eaters for eating meat)

Vegan - You're a hypocrite for eating meat but also protesting animal abuse!
Meat Eater - Just because I don't like the animals getting abused doesn't mean I can't eat meat...
Vegan - OMG, that isn't even close to a response, like.. You're so wrong and I'm right!
Meat Eater - You're such a Nutritionicst...
Vegan - What's that?
Meat Eater - You don't know what Nutritionicism is!? Just look it up on Urban dictionary..-

by JAckKSpaRrrwoOwW April 20, 2020

Necktrition

Is a noun , meaning a professional head giver/pleaser .

She is a certified necktrition

by Wzrdeys August 30, 2020

nutritional warfare

Increasing fiber to encourage the passing of gas.

I will utilize nutritional warfare to get my boyfriend to fart first in our relationship

by CIKU_120821 April 19, 2022

nutrition Karen

People who forces a diet on people.

They are a nutrition karen for trying to force me to become a vegan.

by helloIhatepeople February 2, 2023