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Largest city in New Jersey. Not as shitty as everyone thinks it is. Many of the people need to control their guns though. Downtown as a lot a buildings and soon will have the new Newark Arena for the Devils NHL Team. Newark has four colleges. NJIT, Rutgers, Essex County College, and UMDNJ. Also has one of the busiest airports in the world, and its own little subway system.
1-"Will i get shot in Newark?"
2-"Maybe..if ur an idiot and walk around the neighborhoods at night"
1. "Oh true"
by XBLINDSIDEX September 30, 2006
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Newarked

When something is horribly broken or out of order.
Girl: "My mom says you're stupid, for being in a band"
Frank Iero (From My Chemical Romance): "Tell your mom she's newarked."
by one-four-three June 8, 2011
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Newark Diet

/New.irk-Die.it/

Noun: The daily regiment required to treat one's HIV and HEP B or C (Newark Flu) infections.
Mohamed: I never should've had unprotected gay sex with that homeless gentleman at Newark Penn Station, now I'm stuck on that Newark Diet... :(
by bootyclap189 December 31, 2011
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Newark Valley

The whitest town you will ever find. Pretty much everyone is related and there is about 5 families that make up about 50 percent of the population. There is about 1000 people in the whole town and everyone knows each other. Often reffered to as “ Nerk Valley”.
You wanna go to Newark Valley
“ Don’t you mean Nerk Valley”
by Dr. McFullSend April 16, 2019
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stfu newb

"STFU" and "Newb" combined.

"STFU" is an ancronym which stands for "Shut The Fuck Up".

"Newb" is short for newbie, or someone new at something.

In short, it means "Shut the fuck up newbie".

"STFU Newb" is usually used when a person is frustrated with a person (sometimes a newb, as in Counter-Strike, etc.)
1337sniper: OMG I PWNED YUO OMGOMG I GET TEH AWP!
DiabloFeesh: STFU NEWB!
by TMaxx06 February 21, 2003
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Newblet

Adam Sandler
Will Smith

Joe you are a Newblet at Halo.
by Yamash April 26, 2008
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nepbaptism

The first moment you blatantly use your genealogy to your advantage.
Remember when Bill Clinton's half-brother Roger hosted Saturday Night Live? One hell of a nepbaptism.
by Mike P. Grant Esq. March 27, 2007
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