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New York State 

a pleasant state of America that has many exciting attractions such as the Great American Kazoo Factory (in Eden), Niagara Falls, New York City attractions, and several Iroquois Indian reservations where you can stock up on gas and other stuff without paying a state tax (all the money goes back to the Native American community)!
Eveywhere I went in New York State I couldn't find a "I-heart-NY" shirt. I do love New York State, a lot.
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New York Sip 

Quickly consuming an entire beverage from its container.
"Orange box cutter, that New York shit; guzzle the whole bottle that's a New York sip" -- Prodigy, Return of the Mac
New York Sip by jehovajonez May 17, 2007

new york single 

When you are seeing multiple people at once on a casual level, not committing to any of them. Named for New York City's vicious dating scene.
A: "Is that girl your girlfriend?"
B: "We haven't had 'the talk' yet, so I just assume she's seeing other people, like I am."
A: "Oh, I see. You're New York single."
new york single by freerradicals February 24, 2015

new york slam hole 

Intense anal sex in the state of New York after a lengthy plane ride
After I got back from the airport , I gave her a new york slam hole
new york slam hole by Anallpuds December 20, 2017

New York Slimes 

An insult referring to the New York Times and its journalists, frequently employed by right-wingers who perceive the newspaper as liberally bent and who reject its position as newspaper of record.
"Liberals always resort to insults over constructive criticism, thats why I never read anything from those whiny limp-wristed pinko commies at the New York Slimes."

New York Slurpy 

The act of shitting in anothers mouth and having them preform oral sex with the shit still in there mouth
Guy1: man i got the best new york slurpy last night
Guy2: wow dude thats gross

New york sneeze 

An outrageously loud sneeze that can only be described as "new-yorky".
Guy 1: *AAACCCHHHOOOOOO!!!!"
*Earth trembles*
Girl: "OMG an earthquake!"
Guy 2: "Nah, he just has a New York Sneeze."
New york sneeze by Agiantsmurf17 October 4, 2011