Neckvidence

N. (Nehk-vuh-dense)

Neckvidence is almost the same definition as a hickey, but in the case with "neckvidence", it has been obtained through hooking up in clandestine with a guy or girl who is not the significant other/spouse/etc. Also the term could be used if the person who has been given the neckvidence is young and needs to keep it covered from parents or guardians.

It is called "neckvidence" because it is a mixture of the word "neck" and "evidence".

Kelly had to see her boyfriend when she came home from the trip she took to Cancun where she had gotten neckvidence from another guy she met at the bar a night prior.

by Kyle Wilson July 18, 2009

Anecdotal Evidence

Bullshit terminology made up by pseudo-intellectuals to dismiss anything that doesn't match up with their bullshit.

Dad claims my many links to people dying from the vaccine is "anecdotal evidence" which he never even looked at it because he think the feds will tell him the truth, just like how 9/11 was totally not a inside job.

by The Painful Reality May 5, 2021

Evidence

Evidence is a name that not so many people have heard of. He is african person that has load of friends from almost most skl that HE know. He can be really funny and really fun to be with. His name sound like someone who is intelligent but is low-key not the smartest person. He can help you with some question on life. If you start to know him better, you will realise that he is acc a nice person. He not the best attractive person but he is really loyal and really delightful person. He is also someone that if your in a fight he will back you up if you are good friend with him. Evidence loves to eat and loves to be relax so he could be at time clusmy. He is also really sportive, even though he doesn't do much sport. He also always have gum so if your mouth is bitter, just ask him and he will pull out a bag of gum out of his pocket.

Heey Evidence, Do you have any gum?
I got you James.
Thanks g

by FortismereStudent November 27, 2018

devidence

The frantic attempt to say "the evidence" when someone does something to prove your point

you: "you act like a tard around new people"
them: *acts like a tard around new people*
you: "duhhunguh devidence!"

by Cursing Akhenaten May 30, 2017

netvoidence

Taking bradvoidence to the virtual world.

Noid: its him quick i'll meet you in the secret channel.

Snowman: roger dodger 2 by 4

by foug January 11, 2005

damming evidence

Irrefutable proof that beavers have been busy at the roadside culvert or drainage-ditch.

D.O.T. worker: A huge mass of sticks and logs beside the bridge that crosses a brook is all the damming evidence I need that Eager and his flat-tailed buddies have been at it again.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021