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nettard

One who makes a fool of oneself, either in a controlled recording or via a hidden camera, and is immortalized when said video is uploaded to and viewed on the internet.
"LOL, that guy is a complete and utter nettard!"
by Jacobbbbbb November 8, 2007
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Newtarded

Newtarded - n. new-tard, new-tard-ed, new-tards, new-tard-a-tion, newtarded, newtardation, newtard- 1)to be young and purposely retarded for no other reason then social acceptance. 2) To not have ANY parental guidance therefore becoming a complete dip shit, waste of space and useless in society. 3) to attempt to have SWAG yet think it is something other then what it meant in the original form which was an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay
Any person attempting to be cool or seek social acceptance by wearing their little sisters pants and yet still sagging them to their asses which looks like shit to begin with are newtarded.
by Soul drifting dad June 4, 2013
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Joe's internet was not working because his ethernet cable wasn't plugged in to his laptop. What a nettard!
by Count Zackula November 2, 2005
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netarded

When an otherwise sensible and intelligent person is incapable of using the internet to its full advantage.
John, your netarded! Google it!
by QuietDean April 25, 2005
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Neard

A gross gathering of hair under or on a boys face he claims to be a beard.
Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin
by Dickye Downs January 9, 2019
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Neard

The collection of hair that accrues below the natural hairline, flowing into the neck; or, an over growth of beard hair flowing onto the neck, in a disorganized fashion.
I need to get my neard cleaned up; the barber will probably use clippers.
by Kahambig May 6, 2015
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Neztard

Neztard
by Neztard fan March 8, 2021
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