net

Opinion (mostly) about girls.
Used when one is neither sexually nor psychologically attracted to a particular girl.
Abbreviates "not even touch".
Also see: fafa, fanta.

"Bro I fucked this chick, she's hot as hell."
"Dude, you must've been drunk af, she's a total net"

by dendik March 14, 2022

net

twakhead fishing villas

*ol stank ass scratches necc*

“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”

“no”

“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”

by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 11, 2023

Net

Means lies, or cap, originates from internet cap (net cap)

Quit netting bro, that's such net

by dinl;ker March 9, 2026

Net

Not even trolling

I think this might be the best movie of the decade, net
Net, the exam was harder than anything.
I'm not even trolling, net.

by Gustave67 January 6, 2026

Net

Not even trolling

Dude that taco was fire, net.
Net, the test was harder than anything we studied.
I'm not even trolling, net.

by Gustave67 January 6, 2026

Net-Nou

A South African term used for a time in the future when you tell someone you'll do something but really won't.

John: "When are you going to do the dishes?"
Meg: "I'll do it net-nou."

by ReiBae March 10, 2017

Net flix and bust

Ghetto version of net flix and chill

Cum lets watch a film i got net flix and bust

by Rolly 337 January 18, 2020