Norbert

1. A Hungarian vampire, specifically a sparkly one.

2. A sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

3. A transvestite with a glitterdick.

Person A: Have you heard Emily is dating Norbert?

Person B: You mean the kid with the glitterdick?

Person A: No, the Hungarian transvestite!

by Yourtwinnies January 26, 2011

norbert

1. a fool, similar to the word nob but less rude.

Bill was being a right norbert last night

by greemem October 27, 2008

Newbert Newbington

usually used to describe when someone borrows your shit and breaks it.

also someone who is extremely stupid when it comes to anything they do.

Tom: Hey jo, can i borrow your brand new xbox conroller?"
Jo: "Fine but dont go shoving it in your ass and breaking it newbert newbington."

by Apesauce420 April 13, 2009

Nelbert

He is weird but cool and annoying at the same time. But ngl alot of people like him cause of his stupid personality (just kidding his nice personality kinda-),even thougt he is ugly and short af. And he is meant to be a coder at the future or anything that include technology

Nelbert is a boy name

by Flipflop chancla April 21, 2020

Sister Mary Norbert

a mean principal from a crappy ass school. Also known as Captain Dyke

Stupid Captain Dyke gave me the six foot rule for hugging someone. How gay is that?

by Chrissy May 23, 2004

norbert

a toy sheep, 3 inches in height and very fluffy. Has a friend called cuthbert, a 1 inch chick.

awwww look at the little norberts in the field ^_^

by Hanny May 13, 2005

Norbert

A minion considered to be an idiot

That one is Norbert. He's an idiot.

by Anonymous person..... July 13, 2016