Nelson

If Nelson is the last name of a person, they are often widely disliked by the general public. They are the first people to cause a problem and generate conflict with surrouding co-workers and family members. Last name Nelsons will often seem trustoworthy at first, by watch your back for the knife that is sure to follow. They are mostly very lazy and have a very poor work ethic.

If Nelson is the FIRST name of a person, disregard the above statement. They are generally very good people.

That Willian Nelson was saying some lies about me behind my back.

by Concerned Observer001 October 18, 2010

Nelson

Verania’s Boyfriend

“That guy nelson is really nice”

Back off bitch he is my boyfriend”

by Idkdudejustplaying February 19, 2021

The Nelson

The act of awakening someone with the exposure of your genitalia in close proximity to their face.

"This morning was great, my girlfriend woke me up with The Nelson"

by Balogni806 August 25, 2017

nelsoned

The act of having another mans seed sown from a third parties hand on to your hair.

Michelle finished jacking Cody off and nelsoned jon.

by walt kershner March 27, 2008

Nelson

Cockney ryhming slang for Stella Artois.
Stella = Nelson Mandela

The boys are coming round to watch the football.
Better get a crate of Nelson's!

by HappyHammer June 23, 2006

Nelson

A lover of buttcrack. A faithful companion of cracks in butts, everywhere. Will love your buttcrack even through the hardships that it may face. Through life and death, through sickness and health, the Nelson will be there, to guide your buttcrack through the toughest times. You can always count on the Nelson to look out for your buttcrack.

" I'm so glad I have a Nelson in my life.. what would I do without my Nelson? "

by Cinna bunonmy elmo September 20, 2009

Nelson

To sneak quietly out of the office by tiptoeing and having your computer sign off after you leave.

"That was the best Nelson ever! I didn't even realize you left!"

by Joanie in IQC January 28, 2009