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Redneck Neighbors

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A message from a higher power that you're on the shitlist. Redneck neighbors are like a plague: widespread and difficult to get rid of. Once the neighborhood is infected, they import their friends and relatives as well. They are renters, never homeowners. They are either morbidly obese or stick figure thin - there is no in between. They either have few teeth or a set of greenish brown ones. Redneck neighbors drive 25+ year old vehicles that are cars and trucks in the technical sense, most held together with coat hanger wire and bondo and have no mufflers. They work on these things daily. They keep herds of large, thin mangy dogs which are often confused with their kids. They sit on the porch talking loudly and drinking some sort of distiller liquid and cheap ass beer 24/7. They keep the tobacco industry in business. They put out mismatched plastic urns filled with random plastic flowers that blow all over neighboring yards. They are always seen at neighborhood yard sales. The police/sheriff visits at least twice a week and child service workers lurk monthly. it takes a landlord months to get them out of the property, at which time they must torch it or demo it because of uninhabitable condition. The evicted rednecks proceed to move in next door with their relatives so it's really a vicious circle. They make a great pilot for a TV reality show.
Redneck neighbors are like herpes - if you get it you never get rid of it.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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The Neighbor's Kid

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A noun used to describe someone who's acting in a strange, childish, and eccentric behavior. They are someone who are just flat out annoying, and loud, so loud you can hear him next door, but you still hang out with him when you're bored because of convenience or forced to hang out with them because they won't leave you alone.
ME: "Do you like watching Pewdiepie on Youtube?",

FRIEND: "He is such "The Neighbor's Kid", he can't mispronounce words like "negligible" and "phenomenon" and stutters, and screams and makes weird noises all the time, so much so my parent walked in thinking I was watching porn once".
by Devendren December 3, 2020
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neighborhood bicycle

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(Refers to a neighborhood that only has one bicycle, so everyone has to share it.)A person, usually a female, who has had sexual relations with many different people. i.e. "everyone gets a ride." slut
That girl has slept with every guy I know. She's the neighborhood bicycle.
by Sarah138 July 10, 2006
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The awesome people who happen to live in your neighborhood. The kids you party with, the people you turn to for weed, the guys who buy you alcohol. Basically your homeslices, but better, because they're your neighbors.
Rasheeda: Hey Bridge, what are we doing tonight?

Bridget: I don't know girl, probably chilling with the neighborslices!
by The 1129 Girls November 5, 2010
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something to do in the suburbs when you're bored. leave zucchinis on your neighbor's porches (but only on leave a zucchini on your neighbor's porch day), show up univited to people's houses you barely know, make a fool of yourself on the street.
man i'm bored what do you wanna do?
i dunno let's go stalk the neighborhood
by v. March 30, 2005
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Ex-door Neighbor

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The person who used to be, but is no longer your next door neighbor.
I invited my ex-door neighbor from California; I hope you don't mind.
by Jeul December 30, 2008
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Neighborgasm

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To reach sexual climax prematurely while spying on the girl next door.
A Victoria secret model moved in next door to me, and while i was spying on her she got out of the shower and I neighborgasmed.
by Blubyu18 December 2, 2010
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