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Ejaculation narcolepsy

When a guy becomes instantly tired and/or falls asleep as soon as his side of the deal is complete and he has ejaculated. This is regardless of length of time or time of day of said session.
"So, how was it with Peter?"

"Oh fine, but he got ejaculation narcolepsy after only 27 seconds so our time was cut short."
by Simone88 April 4, 2010
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transportation narcolepsy

Getting sleepy or falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.
Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.
by scooterams April 25, 2006
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Electronic Narcolepsy

when someone suddenly drops their head down to check their phone in their lap. Happens frequently at meals, business meetings, etc.
Person 1: Well, we were talking, but then his head just fell over...

Person 2: Did he have a phone in his hand?

Person 1: Well, yeah...

Person 2: Oh, he must have electronic narcolepsy...
by Movieman7108 January 1, 2011
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Elective Narcolepsy

Falling asleep the exact moment one is asked to exert effort in assistance of others.
Just as I asked my husband to change the baby's dirty diaper, he had an acute attack of elective narcolepsy.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 September 1, 2013
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Cinematic Narcolepsy

A mental disorder that prevents the completion of works of cinema, including film and lengthy television or stage play shows, due to a chronic and consistent inability to stay awake until the end of said performances without making an effort.
We decided that we were better served ordering the movie at home when it comes out on streaming because my girlfriend’s cinematic narcolepsy means it may take a few days to finish the movie.
by ArabianFA April 14, 2022
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Necroleptic

When shagging a dead body you have a sudden epeleptic fit
did you see Delamunty had a necroleptic fit shagging that dead guy in the graveyard
by Munterman May 23, 2010
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Olympic Narcolepsy

A physical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of deep sleep while watching the Olympics, due to boredom and/or apathy.
Person 1: I don't like the Olympics because it just seems like its the modern day equivalent to a war cry for ones country, except the bloodshed is miles away.

Person 2: I don't like it because I tend to get Olympic Narcolepsy.
by cyberphunkisms February 22, 2010
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