NATOS

N. Not a Tool of Society

A. Same as NTOS

B. Not much can be said about these creatures for they remain mysteriously hidden from the world and the general public.

C. Typically non-religious but ubertastically and virtuously spiritual.

D. Usually a loner but can be known to have a small circle of trusted friends. No more than 5, and thats elaborated.

E. Known to hold careers such as astronauts, shaman, artists, underground musicians that never go mainstream for fear of being tainted, ninjas, judges, revolutionary leaders like Gandhi, etc.

F. Also known to wander the earth like a survivalist gypsy in order to live a completely free life devoid of earthbinding behaviors.

G. One who is always attempting to awaken themselves and awaken others in the process.

H. Sacred and endangered species.

I. Known to be slaughtered, killed, or tortured mercilessly until they commit suicide in the UTOSes hopes of becoming a NTOS/NATOS.
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAA!"

Boy: "Hey ma! Is that a NATOS/NTOS?

Mother: "No honey, that's just a UTOS in NTOS/NATOS disguise. You can identify one by it's habits and attire if you know one long enough, but beware UTOSes will suck the life from your veins like a vampire."

Boy: ); (cries)


Elizabeth: "I tried to sabotage myself to save my boyfriend from turmoil but it was too late. Turns out I changed into a NTOS/NATOS and he still became a UTOS...LFS" ):


"I knew a NTOS/NATOS once. Unfortunately a large group of UTOSes came together and murdered him in an attempt to gain more power... I guess they read it in a book or something."
by LonEwoLf87 March 16, 2009
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Nines and tens only.

The phrase was coined by The Shameless crew/ Connected Ent
That girl is NATO!

Its all about chicks that are NATO!
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The North Atlantic Treaty Organization, known as NATO, is a group of 30 countries, (28 in Europe, 2 in North America), which function as a military alliance to fend off against aggressors. Formed from the aftermath of WWII, NATO is there to defend any member countries which were ever to be attacked. Members of NATO include the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Spain, Portugal, France, Germany, Italy, and 22 other nations, all of them in Europe.
If NATO attacks one country, it could be WWIII!
by Yorkshire April 01, 2022
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1)Futile attempt at making France feel powerful.
2)The concept of giving Belgium the same power as the United States of America and hoping it all works out.
3)The only thing allowing a coalltion of 45 countries to be called "unilateral military action"
by Ebot March 21, 2003
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its 7.62X51 you fuck monkey
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one of the worst terrorists you could ever imagian. NATO acts the role of the Worldpolice men and try to make "peace" around the world. im not going to explain everything becasue it will go on for ten pages, so i will try to be brief.
the bombings of Yugoslavia were not strictly aimed at military and strategic targets as claimed by NATO. They are largely intent on destroying the country's civilian infrastructure as well as its institutions. According to Yugoslav sources: "road and railway networks, especially road and rail bridges, most of which were destroyed or damaged beyond repair, suffered extensive destruction". Several thousand industrial facilities have been destroyed or damaged with the consequence of paralysing the production of consumer goods. According to Yugoslav sources, "By totally destroying business facilities across the country, 500,000 workers were left jobless, and 2 million citizens without any source of income and possibility to ensure minimum living conditions". Western estimates as to the destruction of property in Yugoslavia stand at more than US$ 100 billion.
NATO used DEPLETED URANIUM radioactive ammunition prized as a "tank killer" and deplored as a long-term threat to human health. And also NATO used the dangerous Cluster bombs. A serbian women was buying vegetables in a crowded marketplace in the Serbian town of Nis. It was May 7, 1999, 11:20am. This is the busiest time of day for the marketplace. At this time from the safety of unreachable heights NATO cowards dropped cluster bombs into the market.This women died slowly from her wounds. Her murderers are still at large. Guess what, because the NATO pilots are American their acts of mass murder will not be judged by the Hague "Tribunal."
this is a good example in most people's opinions that NATO and america are the terrorists.
by CrnaStrela August 23, 2005
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NATO is a stupid ass declining military alliance that in the modern day leaves countries to fend for themselves whilst in the 1950s to the early 90s if a communist or Russian threat in NATO or not they will save your ass, not anymore. and they will save some stupid middle eastern country Kuwait, but not a nation that sells tons of electricity to Europe.
" hey, did you know NATO helps cou-" person 1
"shut the fuck up bitch this group leaves nations to be swallowed by foreign military's" person 2
"jeez chill out" person 1
"eat my dick bitch" person 2
*person 2 grabs gun and kills person 1
by bigdickdaddycreampie April 06, 2022
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