Wasted for life. Also a halfgod located in the Netherlands. He is a philosopher who made it clear to the world wasted is a positive state of body and mind and that pot is the only way to conquer all anti-babylon movements around the world. He even offers services of physical enjoyment to hawt-looking girls.
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Some Youtuber , who thinks he's everything and has a thing for Racheland Hannah at the same time, but he won't get either cause he takes it up the shitter
by Big Boi ND September 7, 2013
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Get the Dutch Narwhal mug.First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.
Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.
No way dude don't you have AIDS?
yes...
No way dude don't you have AIDS?
yes...
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